"Cat Videos"

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Today I'm only going to post this video that went viral this week, it's about a cat that fart and hiccups at the same time... and apparently as he does he sniffs it afterword, the internet and its fetish for cats videos it's phenomenal. Anyway enjoy and take care.



I can't spend too long in here because I got exams, and to be honest no one reads it anyways :L
:) okaythxbai 

"Kung Fu Bear and the "iWork Hard""

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Sorry I was off, I had an important exam and I set a break on posting, not that anyone reads this crap anyways. I was away but I'm back now... Oh Hiya!
Today I am going to talk about another viral video, seriously doooode this one is crazy. Okay we all love bears and they are so... furry and cute and all this shit but this one is up to some serious shit, this video content may scare the shit into you, okay it consists of this bear literally "Kung-Fu...ing" he has a wooden weapon and he's ready to kill... SRSLY watch it!



Ain't it "ossum"? I want one NAO! PLZ? :)
Anyways, the iPad has been out for quite a long time in America and only in June arrives in the UK, although pre-order is available... Okay everyone that gets an iPad will wonder how they're made right?... right? NO! but this is how... killing Chinese workers... indeed. Apple have been investigating the conditions on which those asian dudes assembled the new "ossum" device, they are submitted to absolutely crazy shifts of 15 hours, they get so frustrated that they jump from the top of the buildings and kill themselves... that's right SUICIDE! :O Some buildings even have nets to avoid that they kill themselves due to stress and repression suffered during the shifts... "We are like prisoners. We do not have a life. Only work." said a teenager worker. Well as I know you guys, you will be very concerned about those guys below when you buy your brand new iPad. Aren't you? :)

somethinginterestingoftheday: F*MyLife this website it's so great I think it's even better than this blog. SRSLY

The song of the day goes to: No Such Thing - John Mayer, awesomeness.

This daily ends here, good luck watching viral videos and making chinese workers kill themselves by buying the iPad, (at least Apple it's trying to do something about it though).

ZiiiiiiiinG!

Thanks for reading and...

"keeponreadingoverandoveryousillyinternets"

"Ugly and Turning 30"

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Today we are going to talk about some weird stuff and Pacman too. Which is quite an weird game to be completely honest. It's a sphere that eats dots, being hunted down by 4 ghosts, and his aim is to eat all the dots... But that's not all... the sphere can actually OM NOM NOM NOM (eat) the ghosts alive leaving only the eyes as reminder to the other ghost friends not to be around when the crazy yellow thing eats a slightly bigger dot. The joys of PacMan, anyways this classic game turned 30 years of existence this week, SRSLY, 30 years of little fruits, a yellow blob and some colorful ghosts, Google on friday made it's logo Pacman style, which was quite awesome... all the internet basically was playing Pacman. Anyways congratulations to the Yellow Blob and it's crew.

 Have you guys seen this? Okay... your favorite new "animal" has been found dead on a lake on the indigenous reserve Big Trout in Canada... okay check it out...

 Craziest shit ever, OMG. SRSLY? Look at it... The people who live there said that this animal brings bad "luck" and adverse situations are to come... the animal it's been described by Indians that live on the reserve as... the Ugly, I particularly can't see why? I mean look at it... is not ugly at all. (: The dudes said something really bad is bound to happen. To be honest the worst thing that could happen, it already has happened... this Ugly thing be shown to the world via internet. FML. It's almost as sick as The Human Centipede, seriously I'm not even giving you the link find out by yourselves and don't blame me for telling you. :)

The "somethinginterestingoftheday" goes to this YouTube channel here called SMOSH those guys are so stupid that is actually... funny. They have been doing those videos for absolutely ages, and they're make a living out of it, I reckon it's well worth checking out, they should be much more famous than they are... and I was impressed that I only heard about them a few months ago even though they're like one of YouTube's most subscribed users ever.

The song of the day is: Remembering Sunday - All Time Low... FTW! Love'em.

Anyways, this daily ends here... Thanks for reading Ziiiiiiiing!
Take care and...

"keeponreadingyoubastards"

"Viral Videos and All this shit!"

Hello and Welcome to... "You know what blog I'm talking about" "Zing!"
Today we're going to talk about viral videos, yes this means videos that are spread like diseases through a population, videos that are spread through the internet like your mum... on those... never mind.

Your favorite new awesome teen pop star Justin Bieber found a door, yeah... with his head.





Ah what an intelligent little star! Anyhow I hope it's still hurting!


Today I am pretty tired so I'm going to finish this daily soon, giving you the somethinginterestingoftheday and the song of the day and I'm done. The somethinginteresting of the day goes to FMyLife, I got to tell you guys how much I love this website FMyLife it's probably just as entertaining as justin's headbutt up there, maybe more... definitely more entertaining.

Song of The Day: Baby - Justin Bieber... lol Jk, I got taste.
it actually is: Shine On You Crazy Diamond (Part One) (1-5) (1992 Digital Remaster) - Pink Floyd.
But seriously Justin Bieber is Great I swear :S

Thanks for reading today's daily post of Ziiiiiiiing!

This is... you know who.

"keeponreadingyoucutelittleshits"

"Google TV and Smoking Crows."

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On this fine evening we're going to talk about something called Google TV, yes Google TV. Today Google during the I/O event in San Francisco, announced a new system the unites Television and Internet, Internet and Television. It's what they call YouTube! Lol JK! It's called Google TV! with the Web Browser Google Chromem the user can access websites through the telly ain't it "ossum"? and change between TV and Internet, kind of like a XBox or PS3... The system makes easier the search for tv shows I.e. if the user already knows the Show or Channel, by simply entering the name Google TV will find it. Now you guys say: WOW! :O... Basically it's like Sky + YouTube + Internet + Whateverelseyouwanttoaddtoyourlounge = Google TV!

Now I've never been a fan of Crows, but hats off for these guys... They're actually smoking :S look at them:

 So basically the guy on top stole them cigarettes and started "handing" them out to the "crew", now what? If crows do this kinda shit I wonder what cats get up to when they go to the "toilet" outside... drug dealers? fuck that get yours with the neighbor's cat! or if you want to keep it legal... go with the Crows :S Well the couple who took the pictures were not impressed by this, they've already had sandwiches and all this kind of shit stolen by those bastards.

Anyhow today's Song of The Day: Misery Business - Paramore it came as first when I shuffled my iPod, great tune.

Today's "somethinginterestingoftheday" is the YouTube's most acclaimed guitarist, there is actually 97.81% chance that you already know him, SRSLY! MGM or MisteryGuitarMan, he is definitely one of YouTube's Elite of the Elite, this guy is simply amazing and deserves all the recognition he has been receiving through the internet's favorite video website. He makes weird sounds with the "randomest" shit "eva"! but it sounds so fantastic. Hat's off to MGM here's the link for his Channel: CLICK HERE NAO!

That's that, thanks for reading another daily post of "ziiiiiiiing!"

I'm walter and...

"keeponreadingguys" thought I'd be nice to you :)

"Yahoo and Chinese Sweepers"

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Today we are speaking about Yahoo and business, yeah I like talking about this kind of stuff when it's interesting!
Anyways... a few days ago the Chinese Taobao and Yahoo Japan Corp. announced a partnership that provides for the launch of two platforms for online sales. The alliance extends the reach of the two massive companies of e-commerce in Asia and competes with eBay, the companies said.
The Taobao, owned by the largest e-commerce in China, Alibaba and Yahoo Japan plans to offer 8 million and 50 million listed products, respectively, when the platforms start operating on 1 June. Which is a impressive amount of products, compared to Amazon UK or US. The operation will open the growing e-commerce market in China for smaller transactions on Yahoo Japan, and represent a combined business volume of 290 billion yuan (U.S. $ 42.5 billion) and 260 million users of both companies, said the president of Yahoo Japan, Masayoshi Son "Now I can say that countries are developers of the Internet in Asia," said the President. "Together, when we join forces, we will be able to surpass eBay in turnover", he added, to what can be called Synergy and the principle that "2+2=5" which goes against any simple rule you have ever learned in basic mathematics but oh well... what is said is said.


Anyways cutting the "boring" stuff... those chicks on china got it going they started a protest in defense of the environment and all that stuff that we're used to nowadays... but... most of the drivers were more interested in seeing the girls than to cooperate with the cause. They were armed with brooms and asked the company to be "swept" by the city and the environment. "That was the only way we found to promote environmental protection," said the participating student."Oh RLY? SRSLY?" :P There's a picture for you, perverts.

"The Naked Office"

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what the f* is happening you guys?
Today I would like to speak to you guys about London, whoever is been there know it's a pretty awesome place full of respectful people... right? Wrong! Look at this for a second... a group of two men and two women wearing only socks and shoes respectively... and nothing else walked through the London Underground. All in the name of promotion to the new series "The Naked Office" from your favorite channel of all times... Virgin1. The series consists of 6 (six) episodes and suggests that people that work on a certain company work... naked. Okay that's awesome, it's a good excuse for sexual harassment now... I guess... what is "Joanne" going to say in court when she claims that she's been violated by "Gerry"... that's what she's gonna say...
 "                  !"
she's gonna say nothing because she was effing naked.  :( 

Images from the DailyMail.co.uk

As I said before I just love America although I've never actually been there before... right? This designer from Pennsylvania, created the best sh* ever when you talk about pillows and duvets... A condom themed one! Awesome... ... Right? Right? Now I don't know how much it costs but com'on at least you will have safe "secks" ZING! the shipping is $5 USD (about 10pence, "I keed I keed") £3.48 but I'm guessing it doesn't ship to the UK anyways. I reckon those messed up naked tube guys use them though. Anyways Click here to see more.

 

It's time for the "somethinginterestingoftheday" the habit forming and your favorite section of the Blog... Right? (I need to stop use this... Right? Damn!) anyways today this goes to... ME! (WOOP!) Nah, not really...

Song of the day? Wonderwall - Oasis! (I'm the biggest oasis number 1 fan of all times ever! :) )


Goes to this girl, come on seriously? She's got mad skills on that mouth... Seriously watch it it's pretty cool. Link Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U66tYpzQTE


Anyway thanks for Reading Ziiiiiing!
This is Walter and...


"keeponreadingyoubastards"
 

26 Rotations FTW?!

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What's happening you lot?!

Today I'm going to talk about this... if I may call it a kid. Okay he's your best friend Emre Kadir Cevik, now your best friend Emre has a very funny... if I may call it a hobbie. (Your mum) He likes to do complete 360º degrees turns with both of his legs behind his head, 26 to be precise... that's right 26 friggin' turns in 1 minute. ZOMG! The teenage Turkish became the first of the category on the Guinness World Records. At the age of 12, he smashed the minimum number of rotations established by the judges which was 8 rotations. He was very happy as you can see at the NOT awkward photo below.

Now I have never been to America but from what I see... seems like a pretty awesome place to me! Supporters of the Milwaukee Bucks that were watching the game against Atlanta Hawks during the play-offs from the america's favorite format of entertainment for now... NBA, in a pub in Menomonie, Wisconsin, got a little... scared when 2 Deers broke the Glass doors and invaded the pub... Now who do you think they support? I don't know but something tells me Milwaukee Bucks. (Yeah that did not make any sense at all) (Photo: ABC News)

 For the section "somethinginterestingoftheday" I would like to highlight your favorite bestest couple on YouTube CharlesTrippy and AlliSpeed, those guys are simply amazing they transmit such good vibrations and carry hundreds of thousands of followers across YouTube, they have been vloging for centuries, but only when they decided to take the challenge of making a video everyday on the CTFxC channel it was then when they broke through as part of YouTube's Elite. Anyways they're well worth checking out if you already have CTFxC FTW!! Woop! show them your support at the moment they are on a BOAT, but still they upload daily videos for us subscribers.

Song of the Day: I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor (Album Version) - Arctic Monkeys.

I hope you guys enjoyed reading another daily ziiiiiing!

I'm Walter

keeponreadingyoubastards!

"Chumbuddy?"

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What's happening you lot?!

Have you ever felt fear of a shark attack or curiosity about one? It's fascinating... NOT!

but the American designer Kendra Phillips took it a step too far, she's invented what is called "ChumBuddy" which is a sleeping bag on the format of a "motherf*" shark eating you alive while you're sleep. Now the idea it's cute and shit but who's going to pay $200 to sleep inside a shark's mouth? (Your mum is, in fact she pays a lot less to fall asleep in my mouth.) 

Okay if you are like me and absolutely HATE the internet's favorite game "FarmVille" for facebook, you're gonna cheer when you see this... Zynga the producer of the game might remove the game completely because of a supposed misunderstanding between Facebook and themselves over the creation of a online currency called "Facebook Credit" that the users of Farmville use to buy some weird shit and stick on their farms and any other facebook games that want to have your mum's money wasted on them; the only thing is your favorite social network, facebook, wants a 30% cut of all transactions made by Zynga selling them "Facebook Credit". Oh well, see how it goes! (FarmVille BANNED!)

In case you actually get bored I suggest you go buy yourself a book, now that FarmVille is going to be banned... and I recommend this book by Mark Haddon called "The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time", it's a fantastic "adventure" and enigmatic endeavor to find who actually killed the dog with some twists well worth reading it. You can find the link on the amazon box to your LEFT <-------!

For the "somethinginterestingoftheday" goes to another YouTube user named OrtoPilot, this guy is seriously awesome and his work is of outstanding quality, he's a musician that does covers amazingly mostly acoustic, and his been online on YouTube since 1984 :O (since 2006, YouTube didn't even exist then in 1984). Anyways it's worth checking out and give him some support he is from Manchester, England - UK!

Thank you very much for Reading Ziiiiiing!

this is Walter.

Keeponreadingyoubastards!

Oh and the song of the day is: Sunday Morning - Maroon 5

Please comment or ask me any questions on the comment section underneath this post.

Welcome!

Hello and welcome to "Ziiiiing!"

Today I'm going to talk about the blog and its features and functions.

This is my first post so take it easy on me you guys.
This blog will review some stuff that I... own,watched, read, listened to, eaten... literally anything.

The page will also feature "somethinginterestingoftheday", such as a video, song, picture... literally anything (again).

Last night I went to watch "Clash of The Titans" 3D, paid about £8.30 which I found reasonable, but I had to pay 80p for the bloody RealD 3D glasses. ZOMG! It should've been free, after all they ask you to recycle by the end of the movie. Anyway the movie was pretty active and agitated, it is literally monster after beast after creature... after monster; and it just doesn't seem to have much of a storyline, not to mention that the name of the city that is going to be swept out of the map is "Argos" which made me LOLWUT through the whole movie "So what they're trying to protect fucking Argos? What are they gonna do, nick some trampolines?" anyways... that's that. Fairly good ending to it, but if you've watched Disney's Hercules there is not much difference apart from the fact that the main character is actually called "Persias" and not... Hercules.

SONG OF THE DAY: Save Tonight - Eagle Eye Cherry!

Anyhow... I would like also to mention the "somethinginterestingoftheday" which is going to go for a youtube channel called "RayWilliamJohson" that guy is absolutely hilarious, he has been working hard since 2008 and today he is one of youtube's elite, so if you guys enjoy and want to support him, subscribe, like, comment, rate his videos or anything. Ray's got talent and it's a first class entertainer.

So I stay here, and you guys go, have a good Saturday and an amazing end of week.

This is Walter from Ziiiiing!

Thanks for reading.

keeponreeding, you bastards (: